The story behind Genewa the 1st

Written by Jusesswäg.

Chapter 1; From space to Earth
Everyone in the village Flalskttawn was living a normal boring everyday life. Children were forced to do slavery while parents hit them with a whip.

Night soon fell and nobody gets any sleep. But then, a ugly child named Krita saw a star falling from the sky and crashing down in the duck pond. Three out of Seven ducks died from the explosion. Krita ran out of her small house to see what that star was. When she got close She saw something beautiful. Nothing like ever before.

It was Genewa.

Krita screamed so loud the whole town could hear, why? Well Genewa was so pretty so Krita's eyes melted. Everyone in town came running, even the 420 year old man Per-anders. When they all saw Genewa's beauty, their eyes melted. Soon you could only hear screams of pain from the town Flalskttawn.

Genewa, that didn't know what anything was though they screamed for fun, so she screamed with them. Her voice was so beautiful so everybodies ears coudln't handle the lovely sound and they started to bleed and turned deaf.

Now everyone in town was blind and deaf just because they met Genewa and so the town Flalskttawn was forever doomed.

Genewa noticed that nobody gave her attention anymore so she got angry. Her anger made the earth shake, the houses started to crumble and break. Flowers bloomed from everywhere and the water in the pond started to overflow. The town was now in ruins. It was then a girl appeared from the forest, she saw the beautiful Genewa and how Genewa's lovely voice screamed in anger and so she approuched the mysteries creature...

Chapter 2; A Wife for Life
Genewa turned around and saw the girl. She was so..... ugly.

"Who are you?" the girl asked Genewa. The girls voice was like a donekys. Genewa was chocked. Genewa tried to gather information that she got from the 10 seconds of people in the town. And so she could speak HuMaN.

"Ai em de won and onlie Genewa!" she trembled. "Baw dawn!"

The girl was so stunned, what a gorgeous creature, and it was standing infront of her, speaking to her. She bowed down to show respect to such a being. No words could descripe the beauty of Genewa. Genewa liked how this girl showed her respect and gave her the attention she deserved so Genewa wanted to be her wife.

"Bi mai waif or dai!" Genewa said. The girl looked up at Genewa, her thoughts were spinning in her head. How can you refuse to such a question from such a lovely being. The girl catched her breath and screamed "YES!" as loud as she could. The girl knew that she had to intreduce herself too.

"I'm Jusesswäg from the town of stone. I am 8 years old and I will eat all your food if I can."

Genewa liked most of the thing she heard, except the food part, and so they planned their wedding for tomorrow sunday.

Chapter 3; Let the Wedding begin
Genewa decided to intreduce herself.

"Aim Genewa and aim sewen jers old. Mai laif is from bejond the stars."

Jusesswäg cried, the words were so beautiful she couldn't keep her emotions inside. She started clapping. She couldn't stop crying, the though that soon Genewa would be her forever wife was just too much. They took eachother hand in hand and walked to the Church, they would sleep under the seats and get married the morning after night. They slept very sight, but they both woke up because of the priest pocking them with a treebranch.

"GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BI-" he was screaming but stopped when he saw Genewa.

"GOD? IS THAT YOU?!" He asked. He was the beauty of Genewa, how she was so beautiful so she glowed.

"Jess, aim god. Naw yu wil marrie mi to mai waif." Genewa said.

The priest nodded like his life depended on it, his life did dempend on it, that's why. Genewa and Jusesswäg went to seperated rooms to get ready for the wedding. Genewa dressed herself in a pink and red glitterly poofpoof dress, it had silver string lapped around it and silver bows here and there. She also wore a red glitterly fedora hat with pink fethers sticking out from one side. She had silver string earrings going all the way down to her waist and a pearl necklace. Jusesswäg wore a dress with a normal wedding dress design but it was a bright color of blue, then her makeup was ultra orange and she topped everything of with a big orange bow on her head.

It's time to get married

Chapter 4; The beginning of the Drama
The marrige started and guests ran into the room, most where there just to see if the rumours about a beautiful human was trues. Jusesswäg stood now by the cross, waiting for Genewa to enter te room.

Genewa entered, you could hear that everyone stunned. Whispers everywhere, "She is gorgeous" "I want to be her partner" "I will go lesbian just for her". Even the statue of Jesus opened his mouth.

When Jusesswäg and Genewa was about to get married, someone uninvited entered the curch. HE had a gun. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" everybody turned around in disgust, what a horrible noise they heard from behind. After a while, everyone ran out in panic. Because of how many people there was, the walls collapsed and now they were in a open filed.

"Ew, who are you?" Jusesswäg asked the man. He gave them an unpleasant smile, not that he triedto be creepy but he was just so horrible looking so it automaticly turned out that way. He opened his mouth to speak once again, "My name is Thinknave, I am the son of the 3rd king in this world," But literally nobody belived him because there was just one king in the world. "I have come to get writh of Genewa, otherwise she will destroy and terrorise the whole planet."

Genewa just looked at him in disgust. What a disgusting human, he is uglier than Jusesswäg, how is that possible?

Genewa had to get writh of him, but how?

Chapter 5; Chaos everywhere
Genewa and Thinknave stared eachother in the eyes, you could feel the hatred all around the field. Then, Genewa did something nobody expected, ...  SHE FLIPPED HIM OFF!?!?!?!??! Thinknave was chocked, something so beautiful, yet deadly just pointed the middle finger at him, the 3rd kings son, even though there is no 3rd king. Jusesswäg was also suprised, but calmed down quickly. Thinknave though, he coudln't calm down.

In panic, he pointed the gun at Genewa and fired.

But Thinknave is just a big noob so he missed with a whole meter. It was Genewa's turn agian to attack. She made the same pose as a superhero and then made weird movments with hear hands, suddenly, a asteroid from outerspace came falling down of the speed of light. If Thinknave didn't react quickly, he would be hit and his life would be over. Somehow, that small brain of his manage to jump like a little rabbit away from where the asteroid would hit.

Jusesswäg got very pissed because he manage to avoid such an amazing attack so she used some dramatic magic to grow wings on Genewa.

Genewa flew high in the sky and used her awesome lazervision to shot lazers at Thinknave. He had to move around quickly or he would be turned into bacon that Jusesswäg would eat.

Then Thinknave laughed ugly again, and the ghostof Krita, that ugly kid from the village, appeared and lifted Thinknave up so he also could fly. OHNO!

Chapter 6; God VS Noob in the Sky
"KÄHÄHÄHKÄHÄ" Thinknave laughed, really ugly, "I will end your life here and now Genewa, I will make sure that everybody hates you, I will make sure that you won't troll anyone."

His ugly voice made both Genewa and Jusesswäg vomit, so gross. Genewa pulled out a sword from her Ultra pink bag she had under her poofpoof dress. Thinknave was so noob so he didn't have a weapon, just that gun, but he can't aim. Thinknave tried to shoot Genewa many times, but he also missed with meters away, I pig could probably aim better than him. Jusesswäg watched the battle from the ground, she even made popcorn out of a annoying human named Popcorn.

Genewa flew up to Thinknave and stabbed him with the sword, he turned into a 68 year old man and fell to the ground. He was now uglier than ever. The battle was very quickly over, but what did you expect when a Noob tried to battle Genewa the God.

"Tick-navel," Genewa said in a deep tone, she was serious now, "Go and dai noob, de wurld is beter widaut yu."

Thinknave was is such a fear after hearing that so he ran away, far away, with does old legs of his, but is this the last time we will see him.

Chapter 7; Rulers of the World
Comming soon! This chapter will be about how Genewa takes over the world and how everything turned out.